Yes, you. The guy on the bicycle on Folsom between 7th and 8th this morning. What's that you say? There were lots of guys on bicycles at that place at that time? Ok, I'll be more specific. The guy smoking a bong, on a bicycle this morning on Folsom between 7th and 8th. Yes, you.
Are you aware that you're swerving dangerously between two lanes? Are you further aware that there's a dedicated bicycle lane two lanes to the right of the two lanes you're currently not-exclusively in?
Now I enjoy a bit of surrealist cabaret, especially in the mornings. However, it was a bit too much for me to handle when while stopped at the next light you rode up and actually leaned on the hood of my car to keep yourself from falling over. I was a bit too flabbergasted to react as I should've done. Next time I'll be prepared, oh yes.